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silver-tangent:

I’m just gonna say it. If you think a razor company saying “Rape and misogyny aren’t manly traits” is an attack on all men, or some sort of leftist feminist propaganda; then you are fucked up. The fact that a video standing up to bigotry has 90% dislikes makes me feel absolutely disgusting.

If you’re not terrified that 90% of people felt personally attacked by an ANTI-RAPE, ANTI-MISOGYNIST message, then you’re not paying attention.

And if you think the ad is anti-male; you can stay the fuck away from me because I don’t wanna be a man like that, and I don’t wanna not be a man around people like you…

timberwolfalpha:

aixela89:

ryderdai:

msleoduh:

fatcr0w:

quietly-islayem:

tontonmichel:

bellygangstaboo:

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what the hell is going on in this country?!

Well damn

Shit has been bad for a while

Right so this lady was smart, if you’re ever in a sedan-style trunk there’s a little pull tab that you can use to get yourself out that is STANDARD in cars built after 2001. It’s the law just like headlights and seatbelts.

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if you are in an SUV style vehicle or newer model car you may be able to find the automatic trunk release wire, pull on it, it will pop the trunk

if you can’t find any of that stuff,look for the brake light housing. You will need to pull back the trunk carpeting and feel about. It’s probably bolted in, but some careful wiggling will dislodge it. If people see a goddamn arm waving out of a hole in a car while they poke along I-95 they likely will do something about it

Reblog to save a life….

I was about to explain that handle myself. I did in the past and was told I have a sick since of humor for saying it helps to serve as an escape method in kidnappings.

Some of them even glow in the dark for easier finding.

Reblog to save a life

Damn right I’m reblogging, saving lives is kinda my thing.

(Source: abcnews.go.com)

overthestars-and-offtoneverland:

the-mad-march-hare42:

overthestars-and-offtoneverland:

*sips wine*

So, ya’ll know that one post comparing Lemony Snicket, Pearl from Steven Universe, and Snape in how they handle their interactions with the child/children of their dead crush?

I was thinking, what would it be like if they took each other’s motivations?

Like Pearl now has this long-standing vendetta against Greg that she takes out on Steven (keep in mind that I didn’t actually read Harry Potter, so my understanding of Snape may not be completely right).

Lemony (along with Kit and Jacques probably just to keep three-parent structure) now has to raise Violet, Klaus, and Sunny in order to help them live up to their parents’ legacy while dealing with his own V.F.D trauma.

And now Snape has to stalk Harry and record/narrate his life from a distance (with the occasional personal anecdote just to keep up the writing style).

The rest of their stories may stay largely the same (their canon universes are unaltered, so other key characters may remain at play), only making alterations for the new character motivations.

Just a thought.

Only if Larry and Jaqueline act as co-guardians to the Baudelaires, like Lapis and Peridot

YES

southernbitchface:

virginiaisforhaters:

princesscas:

If you told me that in 2019 the government would have been shutdown for over 20 days because of the wall funding AND that Clemson not only won the Championship BUT the President of the United States would serve them McDonalds, Wendys. Burger King and Pizza Hut…I would not have believed you. Its straight up, like an article from theonion

Imagine winning the championship and you’re invited to the white house only to walk into the room to find cold fast food had been served. I mean COME ON 

They’ve got fine china and this poor guy is struggling to pick up a piece of pizza with…tongs. THEY DIDN’T EVEN TAKE ANYTHING OUT OF THE BOX 

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At the same time this is sad, disrespectful and trashy but like…I find it hilarious that this even happened

EDIT: I CAN’T BREATHE THEY PUT THE PACKETS OF SAUCES IN THESE FANCY DISHES 

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his big brag for this one was he “paid for all the food himself” because the white house cooks are furloughed (because of him you know) but are you telling me that this dude who is supposedly a billionaire couldnt afford to pay a few chefs for the night? my dude that is fucked 

Is The Onion still in business because the world is one major shitpost already. What are they gonna do? Write real news?

grossaustralian:

tipsykipsy:

perpetualyesterday:

today there was a “flash mob” set up by the seniors because it was their second to last day so they blasted the macarena over the loud speaker and did the dance in the main lobby but our headmaster knew about it so it wasn’t even funny but whilst walking past the elevator i found out why they really did this so called “flash mob”

it was a distraction

they put chickens in the elevator

This was wild because I forgot your high schoolers are called seniors and I thought you were talking about old folks

“it was their second to last day”

(Source: mountaindiablo)

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